Oh, don’t be shy. It’s all over the tabloids. The whole world knows that that love-rat footballer dumped you at the altar. 600 guests at Blenheim Palace. Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, uh, Sir Elton, Dame Edna. I mean, this is probably the worse thing you could do to a woman, am I right? Somehow, they caught wind that Brazil’s most famous topless model escaped to L.A. after her doomed wedding.
- Marty Deeks in his Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Mary Poppins English accent.

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