Billy: Really? Really? “Hey, Becky, you look real pretty.” No, seriously, that’s your game? That’s, like, your go-to line? Luke: No games, I just like her. Your wife told me to go for it. I’m going for it. Billy: My wife is a woman, dumbass, okay? Listen, man, she doesn’t understand how men work. Lesson number one, if you’re into a chick, you can’t pay any attention to her. Trust me on this, okay?
Becky: No, I mean, like, what are you doing? You’re acting really weird towards me. Luke: Am I? Becky: “Hey, rally girl, stadium’s that way.” I mean… I mean, what is that? I figured it was just, like, testosterone pumping for the game, but, maybe, I don’t know. Well, you’re just usually friendly, and you call me by my name, and… Luke: Well, no, I mean, do you like it when I’m nice to you? Becky: Yeah, I like it when you’re nice to me. Luke: Okay. I’m so sorry. Just, someone told me that if I… Someone told me if I wanted you to like me, I had to, like, ignore you and blow you off, and then you’ll like me. Look, Becky, I hate acting this way towards you, all right? I really like you. Becky: Well… I really like you too. Luke: You do? Becky: Yeah. I really, really do. Luke:(Laughing) Becky: Why are you laughing? Luke: It totally worked.