I know what’s wrong here. There can only be one alpha male in a partnership.

Deeks: Parking space is just a piece of asphalt. It’s not worth… Sam.
Kensi: You think I don’t know that?
Deeks: So we have to do something.
Kensi: Orders are orders. Do what we’re told. Make it a lot easier.
Deeks: You ready for the Marty Deeks crash course?
Sam: Can you teach it from the hospital?

» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.03 - “Backstopped”

Child: You got a boyfriend?
Kensi: Homework.
Child: It’s okay, I don’t have a girlfriend either.
Deeks: Ouch. This kid may be flunking school, but tell you what, he’s got his teacher pegged pretty good.

» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.02 - “Cyber Threat”

Excuse me? A computer program can’t duplicate a skilled human lip reader.

» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.02 - “Cyber Threat”