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“I know what’s wrong here. There can only be one alpha male in a partnership. Problem is, we got ourselves a pack of two.”
Vance: Any chance Bernie Fischer is lying?NCIS: Los Angeles 2.24 - “Familia”
Everyone Else: No. Uh-uh. Nope. Nah.
Callen: So what about pirates?NCIS: Los Angeles 2.23 - “Imposters”
Callen: They’re a real problem these days.
Sam: I think we’ll be okay. They usually don’t come this far inland unless they’re on vacation.
Callen: I’m talking about your sailboat.
Sam: It’s not my sailboat. It’s a charter. And no, I’m not worried about pirates. SEALs eat pirates for breakfast.
Callen: Uh-huh.What do they taste like, chicken?
Sam: Fish sticks.
CALLEN: We’re missing something.NCIS: Los Angeles 2.21 - “Rocket Man”
DEEKS: In my case, a fortune. But how is that possible?
KENSI: Because you have no future? Just sayin’.
DEEKS: Anything useful on Drewett’s cell phone?NCIS: Los Angeles 2.21 - “Rocket Man”
NELL: Uh, it froze and melted.
DEEKS: So, it “frelted”?
CALLEN: … Spell that.
CALLEN: You know, I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m starving.NCIS: Los Angeles 2.20 - “The Job”
SAM: Dinner on you, G?
CALLEN: Anywhere but Chinese.
SAM: You know, I’m thinking, a bone-in filet, maybe a juicy porterhouse.
CALLEN: You’re always trying to milk it.
SAM: Is it truffle season yet?
CALLEN: All right, couple of ground rules here. No weird, expensive fungi, no eggs that don’t come from a chicken, no Scotch that’s older than you or me.
SAM: I can still order a seafood tower.
DEEKS: All right, let’s go in.NCIS: Los Angeles 2.20 - “The Job”
CALLEN: No. She hasn’t said the distress word yet.
DEEKS: Isn’t getting shot distressing enough?
SAM: She’s okay.
DEEKS: She’s my partner; I know her voice. Something’s not right.
CALLEN: She’s seducing him.
SAM: Maybe you just never heard that voice before.