So we’re… we’re gonna, uh… We’re gonna go to work. And so you just, uh… Just have a really nice day. OK? Have, like, a “me” day. And then maybe… maybe some skin cream.

JOSH: Your boyfriend drowns? Because he’s the ghost of a merman

JOSH: Yeah, and your sex cloud, or whatever this is, it’s gross, OK? It spreads out. I’m afraid to breathe because I might inhale part of you.
SALLY: Wow, Josh! So polite(!)

SALLY: You get in there, pronto. The deck is stacked against you. He’s a doctor. He’s smart, rich, good-looking. He’s got great hair and a chin dimple, and you’re…
AIDAN: Well, uh, you are Josh, and you’re very smart and, uh… funny.
SALLY: And you look super-cute in that sweater vest.
AIDAN: Yes.
JOSH: I do?

JOSH: OK, OK, so stop being you. How? How do we do that?
AIDAN: Uh, feverfew.
JOSH: Fever… what? Is.. Is that a band?
AIDAN: It’s an herb, Josh!
JOSH: OK, how about any other herb? Any other herb, like, on Earth!
AIDAN: Mistletoe?
JOSH: How about matzo meal? Anything I don’t have to summon a warlock for?
AIDAN: OK, all right.

JOSH: Here’s the deal. You know what? He just went through a bad breakup. I’m gonna go check on him because I don’t think he’s all right.

AIDAN: Just something happened. I… I don’t know. Uh…
JOSH: Are you kidding me? Now? You have to do this now?
AIDAN: Does your mom cook with garlic?
JOSH: I don’t know. Seriously, is that a thing?
AIDAN: Yes or no, Josh!
JOSH: I guess so. Does it kill you?
AIDAN: No, no, it doesn’t. It just… It makes us, us.

JOSH’S MUM: So Josh says that he’s happy. See, are you two, uh, happy as roommates?
JOSH: Mom?!
AIDAN: We are. Yeah, he is, really.

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