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“I’m not sure which cancer is worse, the one in me or the one in Charming.”
Tig: Bobby, getting anything for Ope?
Bobby: I was gonna give him cash.
Happy: How much you giving ‘em?
Chibs: A lot more than you, you cheap-ass bastard. (Everyone laughs.)
Happy: I’m not cheap. Just mindful of excessive spending.
Miles: Dude, you re-use comdoms.
Bobby: How about you, Juicy?
Juice: Giving them both 10 sessions at Clear Passages.
Juice: It’s the herbal colonic and weed shop on Crestview. I own 20%.
Tig: That is so disturbing.
Juice: Have you ever seen the contents of a lower colon?
Everyone: Oh, geez… Stop!
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