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» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15- “Crimeleon”
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“I know what’s wrong here. There can only be one alpha male in a partnership. Problem is, we got ourselves a pack of two.”
I know what’s wrong here. There can only be one alpha male in a partnership.
Deeks: Parking space is just a piece of asphalt. It’s not worth… Sam.
Kensi: You think I don’t know that?
Deeks: So we have to do something.
Kensi: Orders are orders. Do what we’re told. Make it a lot easier.
Deeks: You ready for the Marty Deeks crash course?
Sam: Can you teach it from the hospital?
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Excuse me? A computer program can’t duplicate a skilled human lip reader.
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Deeks: Oh. Oh, that is bad.NCIS: Los Angeles 2.24 - “Familia”
Kensi: That is very bad.
Deeks: Did, uh, did you do that?
Callen: They did.
Kensi: You took cover behind Hetty’s Jag?
Deeks: What are you? Insane?
Callen: They were shooting. It was close.
Deeks: And you think Hetty’s gonna be fine with that?
Sam: What you want us to do, get shot?
Kensi: Well, personally, I would’ve risked it.
Deeks: I know, Big Bad Mama Bear and her Jag-uar. Just sayin’.
(Deeks and Kensi leave.)
Sam: It’s your fault. You should’ve plugged that guy.