Speaking of real men, the recipe for this one is called “The Woody”. This delicious blend will enhance every aspect of your life and, uh, help you stand tall, day and night.
» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.15- “Crimeleon”

BEST OF TV (2011 EDITION) | 6 Favourite Returning Shows (Fall) » NCIS: Los Angeles
“I know what’s wrong here. There can only be one alpha male in a partnership. Problem is, we got ourselves a pack of two.”
I know what’s wrong here. There can only be one alpha male in a partnership.
Deeks: Parking space is just a piece of asphalt. It’s not worth… Sam.
Kensi: You think I don’t know that?
Deeks: So we have to do something.
Kensi: Orders are orders. Do what we’re told. Make it a lot easier.
Deeks: You ready for the Marty Deeks crash course?
Sam: Can you teach it from the hospital?
» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.03 - “Backstopped”
Excuse me? A computer program can’t duplicate a skilled human lip reader.
» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.02 - “Cyber Threat”

Deeks: Oh. Oh, that is bad.NCIS: Los Angeles 2.24 - “Familia”
Kensi: That is very bad.
Deeks: Did, uh, did you do that?
Callen: They did.
Kensi: You took cover behind Hetty’s Jag?
Deeks: What are you? Insane?
Callen: They were shooting. It was close.
Deeks: And you think Hetty’s gonna be fine with that?
Sam: What you want us to do, get shot?
Kensi: Well, personally, I would’ve risked it.
Deeks: I know, Big Bad Mama Bear and her Jag-uar. Just sayin’.
(Deeks and Kensi leave.)
Sam: It’s your fault. You should’ve plugged that guy.