Deeks: I just want to have some beers with my partner.
Kensi: I can do that.
Deeks: Yeah? Can you?
Kensi: Partners, just have some burgers, watch the game. Of course, I’m just one of the guys.
Deeks: Well, if that’s the case, maybe we should hit up a strip club.
Kensi: Don’t be an idiot.

» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.07 - “Honor”

Kensi: What are we talking about?
Deeks: Nothing! We are talking about absolutely nothing.
Callen: Someone called into a talk radio show last night, sounded exactly like Deeks.
Kensi: Did he now? What was he calling about?
Callen: Oh, he just wanted to talk about his feelings. For a co-worker.

» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.07 - “Honor”

Oh, don’t be shy. It’s all over the tabloids. The whole world knows that that love-rat footballer dumped you at the altar. 600 guests at Blenheim Palace. Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, uh, Sir Elton, Dame Edna. I mean, this is probably the worse thing you could do to a woman, am I right? Somehow, they caught wind that Brazil’s most famous topless model escaped to L.A. after her doomed wedding.
- Marty Deeks in his Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Mary Poppins English accent.

» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.06 - “Lone Wolf”