
I do love to watch you squirm. It’s as though you’re an artist and awkward is your medium.
Being Human (US) 1.08 - “Children Shouldn’t Play With Undead Things”

JOSH: You know, um, you really don’t have to go.
Being Human (US) 1.06 - “It Takes Two to Make a Thing Go Wrong”

JOSH: Uh… so, are you hungry? Because I am. But what I want ain’t on this menu.
NORA: What menu?
JOSH: Listen, I know you’re as busy as you are hot, so I’m gonna make this “swort and sheet”. Short and… sweet. What time do you get off?
NORA: Why?
JOSH: Cause I want to take you out, buy you a drink, maybe 2, maybe 3 and 4. And just see what happens.
NORA: And what do you think is gonna happen?
JOSH: Well, I’m willing to bet that after that drink, or 4, we end up in sex. In bed. Sexing in bed. Or whatever.
NORA: Wow! Um, that’s pretty just… Wow! Um, what’s your name?
JOSH: Josh.
NORA: Josh. Right, yeah. Um, I’d like to continue this conversation.
JOSH: Really?
NORA: But I’m incredibly busy. So busy, in fact, that I don’t have time to go to Human Resources and tell them what a disgusting, harassing cretin they have working here as an orderly. So, let’s just say you talk to me again, it’s your ass.
AIDAN: What was that?
JOSH: What? I was channelling my inner wolf.
AIDAN: OK. So the wolf never wants to have sex again either. Who taught you this crap? Ray?
Being Human (US) 1.04 - “Wouldnt It Be Nice (If We Were Human)”