“Doppelganger Aquarium. Each one of us has a counterpart in there.”
I know what’s wrong here. There can only be one alpha male in a partnership.
Deeks: Parking space is just a piece of asphalt. It’s not worth… Sam.
Kensi: You think I don’t know that?
Deeks: So we have to do something.
Kensi: Orders are orders. Do what we’re told. Make it a lot easier.
Deeks: You ready for the Marty Deeks crash course?
Sam: Can you teach it from the hospital?
» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.03 - “Backstopped”
Excuse me? A computer program can’t duplicate a skilled human lip reader.
» NCIS: Los Angeles 3.02 - “Cyber Threat”

Callen: So what about pirates?NCIS: Los Angeles 2.23 - “Imposters”
Sam: What?
Callen: They’re a real problem these days.
Sam: I think we’ll be okay. They usually don’t come this far inland unless they’re on vacation.
Callen: I’m talking about your sailboat.
Sam: It’s not my sailboat. It’s a charter. And no, I’m not worried about pirates. SEALs eat pirates for breakfast.
Callen: Uh-huh.What do they taste like, chicken?
Sam: Fish sticks.

DEEKS: Anything useful on Drewett’s cell phone?NCIS: Los Angeles 2.21 - “Rocket Man”
NELL: Uh, it froze and melted.
DEEKS: So, it “frelted”?
CALLEN: … Spell that.